I rule. You know it.

And here's how I show it:

I passed the Math CSET--both subtests!! I am qualified to be a high school math teacher, on a preliminary internship basis. If ALL ELSE fails, I have that upon which to fall back. Of course, wrangling algebra into the minds of spoiled, lazy teenagers is hardly my idea of a good time. Especially since I'd be required to start working on an actual teaching credential. I've only experienced "education" classes second-hand, when many of my friends took them, and I already know that I would not do well in such an environment.

Be that as it may, I did pass the Math CSET.