From my work IM buddy:
Him: I'm thinking you should be on a reality show...
Me: Porque? I doubt anybody would want to watch me dig up worms and read Plato.
Him: Like you should be on a dating show, where guys go on a first date with you, and you just be yourself, and watch their reaction as you say things.
Ridiculous, yet at the same time, no worse than most of the reality TV shows that populate the airwaves.