Elapsed post-partum turnaround time: 9 days
Of course, I'm cheating a bit, since these are the stretchy kind of jeans that have spandex or lycra in them. And I have an advantage in that, in addition to skinny jeans, I also have skinny genes. And I'm breastfeeding, and Fuzzy eats a lot. You can see that I still have a bit of a pooch on my tummy, and sadly, I didn't bother to put on makeup or do my hair for the picture, but oh well.