Remember how we had the caption contest last month?
We had some great submissions, and I hereby declare the winner to be... The Real Deal from The Road to Valinor. Similar to the dead deer in the truck at McDonald's, your prize will be truly representative of life in central Ohio.
That's right, Mr. Real Deal! Official Ohio State University Buckeye Candy! Congratulations!
Send me your address via e-mail (your wife can hook you up with my contact info) and I'll send your prize through the postal mail.