Best of chats

Sometimes, I like to chat with friends on instant messaging, whether it is via Windows Live, Facebook, or Gmail chat, or whatever. A recent gem from my friend Victor.

Context: We were discussing epistemology.
Victor:

why Deb

I am impressed

did you ever take geivett's epistemology class at Talbot?
Deb:

No

But I am smarter than I look.
Victor:

well, you look so simple and innocent

but behind that is a interdisciplinary maniac

wooips

I meant braniac
Deb:

Keep digging, Victor.

Victor:

it wasn't me

it was a virus

Haha, smooth! I might include this in my upcoming publication, "Reasons Why My Otherwise Great Male Friends Are Still Single".