Quotes

Mike, while we were obsessing about our puzzle:
"We are the weird cousins!"

My mother-in-law makes me smile:
She came up to me last night and said, "Doesn't my Christmas tree look like a whore?" I was rather taken aback, but had to agree that with its flouncy scarlet ribbons and bright lights, it did bear something of a resemblance to a fancy Victorian hooker.