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MOST HATED...
FRUIT: Durian. Something that I might find in the US? Mango.
CANDY: Black licorice.
BEVERAGE: Beer. Or Dr Pepper.
COLOR: Orange. (Sorry, Debbie!)
TOWN/CITY: Hmm. Wow. The least favorite place I've ever lived was Wheaton, IL.
TV SHOW: Reality shows or talk shows. Tacky and boring.
MOVIE: The first one that springs to mind is Pearl Harbor. I hated it so much, I couldn't even finish watching it.
ASPECT OF MYSPACE: The interface is so ugly. It's even uglier when people customize their sites. Ugh. I loathe MySpace.
ASPECT OF INSTANT MESSENGER: I like IM. Got nothing against it.
ANIMAL: Cows are smelly.
INSECT: Mosquitoes changed my life for the worse, what with chronic malaria and all. Cockroaches are just nasty.
BIRD: I dunno. A crow, maybe?
SEASON: Autumn or winter. I hate being cold.
AGE OF KIDS: Any age before they're old enough to have intelligent, interesting conversations.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN...
DRIVING? People who leave their blinkers on, but don't merge or turn. A close second: Big vans of illegal immigrant farm workers, driven slowly but erratically, threatening the safety of everyone else on the road.
TALKING ON THE PHONE: I just don't like talking on the phone, anyway.
WATCHING TV OR MOVIES: When the characters are illogical, and it drives me crazy because I have to figure out how to reconcile everything, and I end up saying, "Jeff, I don't understaaaaaaand!"
EATING IN RESTAURANTS: When the menu fails to mention certain ingredients (like mushrooms or tomatoes) in a dish that I order.
GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS: When one orders, and then is told, "Sorry, we're out of that item. What can I get you instead?" Well, I wanted that item. If you list it on your menu, you should sell it.
YOU'RE AT THE MALL: All the ugly outfits in the store windows.
SLEEPING (OR TRYING TO SLEEP): The fact that I have to sleep. I'd rather be awake and doing things.
YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: It's cold and windy, and sand gets in your eyes and mouth and hair and everywhere...
YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: When the store is out of the item I want.
COOKING OR BAKING: When I follow the recipe, and it gets ruined anyway.

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST? Cleaning the litter box.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE? By doing something stupid, that was totally my fault.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS? Not taking my very wise advice.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST HABIT? Eating junk food and refusing to work out.
WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT)? Anything from the 1980s.
WHAT POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST? Anything by the Black Eyed Peas.
WORST OR MOST HATED PICKUP LINE: Can't think of any.
WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL: High schoolers.
MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR: So glad you asked. There's that whole demon car alarm thing, when the alarm goes off for no particular reason.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS? The fact that many of them use their penises rather than their brains to make decisions.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS? For some reason, a lot of girls seem to be driven more by emotion than by logic. I don't understand.