We are very fond of our local purveyor of caffeinated beverages. We go there all the time. They give $0.50 off if you bring your own reusable cup, and they also have a daily trivia question that can net you another $0.10. Awesome, right?!
Today, the trivia question was "Would you rather be a pilgrim or an indian?" (sic) I stared, wrinkling my nose in perplexity.
Me: I don't understand the question. It doesn't specify what kind of pilgrim or Indian.
Barista: *stares at me*
Me: Do I get to pick which century I'd get to be a pilgrim or Indian in?
Barista: No. I can just give you the ten cents, okay?