Received this message from my coworker:
For a brief moment this morning, I knew exactly what it was like to be you. Or at least pretty close. I asked Travis* if his girlfriend was okay with him going to Hookahville** without her. He said she gave him a look and kind of stared at him like Cyclops. So I said, "What, she only had one eye?" He's like "No, Cyclops, like she had a laser beam coming from her eyes at me." Turns out, it was not the Greek mythology Cyclops he was referring to. It was the X-Men version.
Yes, dear readers, it's nice to be understood once in a while.
**small hippie music festival taking place in Thornville this weekend