Aw, how sad:
MTV Curse Meets the Barkers.

And I thought these two crazy kids just might make it. But when the drummer from Blink-182 (who makes Lydia the Tattooed Lady look like an amateur) marries a Playboy Playmate (whose exes include Oscar de la Hoya and Dennis Quaid), lollipops and roses are too much to expect, I guess.

Blink-182. *sigh*